sapphicauthor:

aaaaand that’s the tea. 

gigglincactus:

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notwifi:

“why do you only show half your face in snapchats?!”

skintighttucker:

stop that

How to talk to the wind

hgk477:

1. If the wind falls silent, she is listening to you. Speak.
   
2. Always whisper.
   
3. In case there is a wind swirl carrying autumn leaves, step back. Let her dance. 
   
4. Don’t go outside if the wind is howling. The ghosts are passing through. 
   
5. She already knows everything about you. Never lie.
   
6. You may play the flute.
   
7. Listen to storms. Don’t talk. 
   
8. She gives life to your words. Make them meaningful. Especially when you talk to her.
   
9. If she whispers in your ear, listen closely. It means she trusts you enough to share her secrets. 
   
10. Words travel far and fast. Don’t say anything that could awake the spirits. 
    
11. She has a strong temperament and gets angry easily. Make sure to always be nice to her, you don’t want to be on her bad side.
    
12. If she is talking to thunder, leave them alone. They don’t want you to hear. 
    
13. When she greets you with a breeze the following morning, pretend you didn’t hear them. 
    
14. A sudden draft is always a bad omen. 
    
15. Never, ever, complain about her. She will remember.
    

More guides

• When driving at night
  
• Surviving a Desert

applejuicewerewolf:

inhumane-screaming-noises:

badjokesbyjeff:

When you’re gay in your house with nobody else

You’re homolone

When ur bisexual ur bi urself

When you’re asexual you’re ace-olated

starlightomatic:

transmortified:

metapianycist:

reproductive rights issues:

• abortion
  
• birth control
  

also reproductive rights issues:

• doctors performing c sections during births without informed consent
  
• eugenics via sterilization requirements for trans people to change documentation
  
• eugenics via forced/nonconsenting sterilization of disabled people
  
• eugenics via forced/nonconsenting sterilization of people of color
  
• eugenics via selective abortion of disabled fetuses (fetuses with Down syndrome especially) (these are abortions sought by people who WANT to be pregnant–but only with non-disabled children, when there’s absolutely no guarantee that a non-disabled child won’t become disabled)

if your reproductive rights activism doesn’t incorporate ALL OF THE ABOVE, i want no part of it.

also 

- doctors deliberately stitching their female patients genitals tighter than necessary / than is safe to “make sex more enjoyable for their spouse”

- doctors refusing to perform sterilization on people because “they’ll change their minds and want children down the road”

- the high rates of maternal and infant mortality among black women

evilspice:

i hope we get to see the downfall of at least one billionaire in 2019

thefrogman:

This jumping, wall climbing sheep is freaking Otis out. 

dankmemesreasonforliving: